1 00:00:46,860 --> 00:00:47,860 You've got this. 2 00:00:48,860 --> 00:00:50,880 You've wanted to work here forever. 3 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,760 It's going to be great. 4 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:18,960 Good morning. Oh, hi. 5 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:23,020 Hi, welcome to Extra Genica. My name is Jules. 6 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,440 What can I do for you? 7 00:01:24,820 --> 00:01:27,960 It's actually my first day working here. I'm Jane. 8 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,380 Oh, our new intern. 9 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:34,420 Amazing. Well, we're so happy to have you. Well, why don't you get yourself 10 00:01:34,420 --> 00:01:37,920 signed in, and I will notify our head of HR. 11 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:39,660 Thank you. 12 00:01:42,260 --> 00:01:43,420 Hello, Cora. 13 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,890 Yes, that's your customer service rep, Jewel. 14 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:52,110 Yes, our new intern has just arrived. 15 00:01:52,750 --> 00:01:55,310 Why don't you come and give her a very warm welcome? 16 00:01:56,070 --> 00:01:57,070 Amazing. 17 00:01:59,290 --> 00:02:00,630 She'll be right with you. 18 00:02:00,890 --> 00:02:01,890 Thank you. 19 00:02:04,770 --> 00:02:05,770 Hey, 20 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:11,090 welcome. 21 00:02:11,930 --> 00:02:14,130 It's so good to see you here today. 22 00:02:14,810 --> 00:02:18,750 So excited for your big day. First days are so important. 23 00:02:18,970 --> 00:02:21,330 Right. I'm sure it's going to be amazing. 24 00:02:22,050 --> 00:02:27,090 So it's a tradition here that we have everybody gather in the conference room 25 00:02:27,090 --> 00:02:28,170 for introductions. 26 00:02:28,390 --> 00:02:31,350 And so everybody is already gathered. We've been waiting for you to arrive. 27 00:02:31,850 --> 00:02:34,510 It's very nice that you're on time, by the way. Thank you. 28 00:02:34,730 --> 00:02:39,310 So why don't you just go ahead over there and then seat at the head of the 29 00:02:39,310 --> 00:02:42,210 table, and I'll be right behind you. For sure. Thank you. 30 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,980 As you can see, we have our new intern here, Jane. 31 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:00,980 Hi there. So we're just waiting on one more person to get here. 32 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:02,900 There she is. 33 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,240 Hello. 34 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:09,300 So now that we're all seated and comfortable, it is tradition here that 35 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,300 introduce ourselves. 36 00:03:10,820 --> 00:03:15,520 So why don't we go around the table and we'll have a brief introduction, name, 37 00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:16,620 and what you do here. 38 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:19,640 Hi, my name is Emma. I'm the head of the IT department. 39 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:24,240 If anything ever breaks, let me know. And there's a lot of loose. 40 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:28,360 Give me a ring whenever you need help. 41 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,080 Great. 42 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:34,860 Hi, I'm Ariel, head marketing executive, and here we know our client inside and 43 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:35,860 out. 44 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:40,860 I'm Amber. I'm the office manager. I'm actually going to be helping set up 45 00:03:40,860 --> 00:03:42,080 so that I can show you all this. 46 00:03:43,220 --> 00:03:44,220 Awesome. 47 00:03:46,380 --> 00:03:47,900 I'm Kira. I'm the accountant. 48 00:03:52,410 --> 00:03:56,030 And you already met me. I'm Jewel. I double as the front desk and head of our 49 00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:59,210 customer service department where satisfaction is always guaranteed. 50 00:03:59,830 --> 00:04:05,750 Cool. She wears many hats here. She's a go -to switch worker. She's a 51 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:08,990 professional at all the positions. I can assure you that. 52 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:16,329 Well, and then I am, as you know, Cora Del Rio, and I am the head of human 53 00:04:16,329 --> 00:04:17,329 resources. 54 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:20,800 You know, just come to me if you have any problems at all. Feel free and 55 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,440 comfortable to tell me anything that you need. All right? Thank you. That's what 56 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,440 I'm here for. Awesome. 57 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,280 So right here I have a list of – oh, sorry. 58 00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:29,760 I had a quick question. 59 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:35,120 I just was wondering, does the CEO attend these meetings usually? 60 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:36,380 Oh, well, 61 00:04:38,180 --> 00:04:43,700 actually, the CEO, she's a very busy woman. She's always got her hands deep 62 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:44,900 about everything here. 63 00:04:45,820 --> 00:04:50,920 She'll make herself known when she needs to be known, and I'm sure she'll run 64 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,260 into you for days out. 65 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,480 Yeah. 66 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:59,880 Until that moment, why don't we get you on schedule here? I actually made a 67 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:03,560 schedule for you, kind of breaking down your day and what you can kind of 68 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:07,420 expect. The very first thing that we're going to do is get you to your workspace 69 00:05:07,420 --> 00:05:08,560 and then get you settled in. 70 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,420 So, honestly. 71 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:16,160 Would everybody introduce themselves? And since we're on the clock at this 72 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:19,680 point, why don't we all adjourn this meeting and get to business? 73 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,200 Great. Yes. 74 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:22,860 Thank you, guys. 75 00:05:47,020 --> 00:05:47,819 from IT. 76 00:05:47,820 --> 00:05:50,180 How are you liking your new little office over here? 77 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:55,980 I actually wanted to ask you guys about that. I'm supposed to be finding my 78 00:05:55,980 --> 00:05:59,880 workstation. Oh, here it is. It is the workstation, actually. 79 00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:02,660 It kind of looks like a break room. 80 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:04,480 Oh, my gosh. 81 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:06,720 You're going to get right in. 82 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:07,960 Get your microwave. 83 00:06:08,020 --> 00:06:09,880 Yeah, your own bathroom. The bathroom is quiet. 84 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,500 You're going to be in one shower. 85 00:06:16,969 --> 00:06:18,210 Yeah, yeah. 86 00:06:18,510 --> 00:06:19,510 Okay. 87 00:06:21,350 --> 00:06:23,350 All right, let's get you logged in. 88 00:06:23,570 --> 00:06:29,330 Okay. Do you guys mind, like, walking me through it? I haven't used a desktop in 89 00:06:29,330 --> 00:06:30,830 a while. It should be easy. 90 00:06:31,110 --> 00:06:33,930 If they weren't here, it's okay. It should be cool. 91 00:06:34,690 --> 00:06:36,230 All right. Yeah. 92 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:38,630 Just, like, enter. 93 00:06:39,470 --> 00:06:40,470 Enter. 94 00:06:41,550 --> 00:06:42,550 No. 95 00:06:45,580 --> 00:06:46,680 What are you guys doing? 96 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:49,920 Date of birth? Is it in? 97 00:06:50,200 --> 00:06:51,380 Yeah. Oh, no, it's not in here. 98 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:53,180 Date of birth? Yeah. 99 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,280 We're just really, I don't know. 100 00:06:56,740 --> 00:07:01,240 You don't like that. Yeah, we really love working with each other. 101 00:07:02,250 --> 00:07:03,710 I ended my birthday. 102 00:07:03,970 --> 00:07:04,629 Now what? 103 00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:05,910 Title. Job title. 104 00:07:06,310 --> 00:07:07,490 Job title. Okay. 105 00:07:07,790 --> 00:07:08,790 Intern. 106 00:07:09,090 --> 00:07:10,790 There should be another button. 107 00:07:11,270 --> 00:07:13,610 Yeah. Okay. I see the next button. 108 00:07:15,790 --> 00:07:16,790 Okay. 109 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,080 Brand, brand. 110 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:25,160 Yeah, intern, brand. 111 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:28,100 Branch. I don't know what is my branch. 112 00:07:28,340 --> 00:07:32,060 Intern, intern. I already put intern. That's the job title. I don't know what 113 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,540 branch means. The branch is. 114 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:35,600 It's okay. 115 00:07:35,940 --> 00:07:36,940 Okay. 116 00:07:44,650 --> 00:07:48,890 Okay, um, it's asking me to set up a password. Should I just pick any 117 00:07:49,190 --> 00:07:52,630 No, not exactly. You need to security question right there. Name. 118 00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:55,310 My mother's maiden name. Okay. 119 00:07:57,550 --> 00:08:00,850 The computer's frozen. The computer's frozen. It's not working. 120 00:08:01,070 --> 00:08:02,070 This? 121 00:08:03,410 --> 00:08:04,570 No, you have to. 122 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:07,190 I'll show you the password. It's right there. 123 00:08:07,470 --> 00:08:08,530 Yeah, you gotta use the mouse. 124 00:08:08,910 --> 00:08:09,910 Okay. 125 00:08:12,050 --> 00:08:14,180 It just... Everything went away. 126 00:08:14,840 --> 00:08:16,800 You're going to have to do it all over again. 127 00:08:19,300 --> 00:08:20,300 Yeah, 128 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:22,280 these are great questions again. 129 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:24,640 Data part again. 130 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:26,200 Okay. Okay. 131 00:08:28,500 --> 00:08:29,860 Job title. 132 00:08:30,180 --> 00:08:31,180 Intern. 133 00:08:31,820 --> 00:08:33,760 Branch. Intern. 134 00:08:34,100 --> 00:08:35,480 Branch. Okay. 135 00:08:35,780 --> 00:08:36,780 Now, let's see. 136 00:08:40,090 --> 00:08:41,090 Security question. 137 00:08:42,409 --> 00:08:43,590 Mom's maiden name. 138 00:08:43,809 --> 00:08:44,810 Yes. 139 00:08:48,290 --> 00:08:52,250 Street name. Street name that I grew up. Okay. 140 00:08:53,250 --> 00:08:55,410 Is that the double question? 141 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,540 Make sure you add a special character. 142 00:08:59,300 --> 00:09:01,260 What is that? I don't know what that is. 143 00:09:01,940 --> 00:09:05,460 Oh, like exclamation point? Yeah. 144 00:09:06,140 --> 00:09:07,140 Okay, 145 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:08,920 exclamation point. 146 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:09,940 Okay. 147 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,320 Okay, it's all set up. My workstation's all done. 148 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:24,120 Do you guys want me to leave? 149 00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,820 No, no, no, no. There's no rush. 150 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,320 Yeah, relax. 151 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:29,980 We just got here. You should get settled. 152 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:33,600 Do I want to join? 153 00:09:33,860 --> 00:09:34,860 Yeah. 154 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,600 I don't think so. 155 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:41,580 No, you should stay anyway because there's a lot of tips you should know. 156 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,320 Yeah, 157 00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:45,380 there should be no fat over there. 158 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,160 A notepad? 159 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,420 You got it? Are you joking? Okay. 160 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:53,860 I got the notepad. 161 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:56,260 Okay, now you can turn around and watch. 162 00:09:56,480 --> 00:09:58,620 You have the best place here. 163 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:01,140 Yeah, if you know whatever comes around. 164 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:03,620 They could be doing that all day. 165 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:06,140 Uh -huh. 166 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:08,760 Oh, my God. 167 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:11,000 Oh, come on, Jay. It's okay. 168 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:12,280 Oh, my God. 169 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,620 Yeah, you're taking notes? I'm ready. 170 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:19,360 No one comes around during lunch. 171 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:20,639 Oh, good. 172 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:26,760 Okay, that's it. That's the best fucking tip. And this is just a fucking con, y 173 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,060 'all. Oh, my God. This is so good. 174 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:34,220 And if somebody comes in, you know, you can just literally do this. 175 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,780 Yeah, you can literally do this. You're, like, so scared. 176 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:42,020 No panties. No panties. Don't do what I did. 177 00:10:42,860 --> 00:10:44,540 Yeah. Well, I had a zipper, so. 178 00:10:44,940 --> 00:10:46,940 Oh, jeez. Oh, yeah. 179 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,680 You make sure that everything is easy to come off. Yeah. 180 00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,020 Oh, 181 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:54,920 my God. 182 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:56,200 Okay. 183 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:57,960 Oh, my God. 184 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:00,580 Oh, my God. 185 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:04,120 Oh, my God. I miss y 'all. Come on. Come on. 186 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,360 Oh, my God. 187 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:10,840 The best thing is that you get a... 188 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:13,380 Endless supply of our products. Yeah, they're everywhere. 189 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:17,160 Are you guys sure you're supposed to put that, like, on your stuff? Yeah. 190 00:11:18,100 --> 00:11:21,300 And, of course, you can actually test it. 191 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,740 How else are you going to know if it's going to work? 192 00:11:23,980 --> 00:11:27,240 Exactly. Yeah, you need to see how it works. It's actually really good. 193 00:11:27,580 --> 00:11:32,260 I mean, I would just assume. I would never assume. You should know. 194 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:37,380 Yeah. Yeah, how else are you going to? 195 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:39,080 Never assume. 196 00:11:39,580 --> 00:11:40,580 Yeah, never. 197 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:51,380 Oh, yes. We want to do it like you're cuddling, you know. Sometimes it gets 198 00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:54,240 really cold in here. So like cuddle. 199 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,680 You guys cuddle at work? 200 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,360 Oh, we cuddle a lot. 201 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:00,820 Cuddle. 202 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,000 Nobody's going to fucking hear from you here. 203 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:14,060 Oh, my God. 204 00:12:15,940 --> 00:12:19,740 Oh, my God. Dread that. Nobody's going to hear. 205 00:12:20,060 --> 00:12:22,200 No one's going to hear. Especially long shower. 206 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:27,620 Long shower is happy hour. 207 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:30,620 Yeah, 208 00:12:31,740 --> 00:12:36,000 you can speak all day long, too. 209 00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:37,820 Yeah. 210 00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:47,650 Oh, yes, yes, right there. 211 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:54,110 Are you ready? 212 00:12:54,530 --> 00:12:57,550 Even a diagram helps sometimes. 213 00:12:57,930 --> 00:13:03,610 A diagram of how the product's working. Yeah. 214 00:13:03,850 --> 00:13:05,410 It's very slippery. 215 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:15,540 It lasts very long. 216 00:13:15,820 --> 00:13:22,460 Like, you know, I have some lube, just like... I don't even think 217 00:13:22,460 --> 00:13:24,660 anymore. But yeah, it just absorbs it. 218 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:26,680 But this one, oh, it stays a while. 219 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,200 Oh, yeah. 220 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,740 I should have said that's lube. 221 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:34,240 Ours is, yeah. 222 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,580 Oh, my gosh. 223 00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:27,240 Are you gonna chew it so hard? 224 00:14:28,680 --> 00:14:29,680 your password, actually. 225 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:36,360 I already picked a password, so... You're going to need to change it every 226 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,360 months, actually. 227 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,980 Oh, my God. 228 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:42,759 Oh, my God. 229 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:43,900 Oh, my God. 230 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,620 Oh, my God. 231 00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:46,820 Oh, 232 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:48,100 my God. Oh, my God. 233 00:14:48,740 --> 00:14:49,740 Oh, my God. 234 00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,540 Oh, my God. 235 00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:55,340 Oh, my God. 236 00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:01,450 This stuff tastes so good, too. 237 00:15:01,830 --> 00:15:04,290 It's tested. Yeah, it's tested. Come on. 238 00:15:58,550 --> 00:16:05,510 I thought we were a team. 239 00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:06,750 I know. 240 00:16:09,110 --> 00:16:10,810 Do you have a suit too, please? 241 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:14,020 Should I have a drink? 242 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,960 Yeah, this would be perfect. Oh, my God. 243 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,560 Oh, my God. 244 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:54,620 What is Jane? Jane, this one. It's so hard to get this one. It's really easy 245 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:55,940 get. Yeah, it's delicate. 246 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,800 Oh! 247 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:00,480 Not that one. 248 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,920 Oh. 249 00:17:03,420 --> 00:17:04,579 Oh. Oh. 250 00:17:06,560 --> 00:17:07,760 Delicate 15 days. 251 00:17:08,599 --> 00:17:09,760 What? No. 252 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,840 You know how to do it. 253 00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:53,490 You can, like, pull it down. 254 00:17:53,750 --> 00:17:54,750 Yeah. 255 00:17:56,570 --> 00:17:57,910 You sure you don't want to try it? 256 00:17:58,250 --> 00:17:59,430 Yeah. Yeah. 257 00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:01,110 She'll be back. It's okay. 258 00:18:01,610 --> 00:18:02,610 I like her. 259 00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:05,350 I'm going to do it for you today. 260 00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:08,810 You're going to be my company favorite. 261 00:18:09,110 --> 00:18:11,250 I'm going to check all those out. 262 00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:12,870 But I think you did well. 263 00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:21,110 Oh, yeah, me too. I'm like a good girl. 264 00:18:21,890 --> 00:18:23,910 Come on. Come on. Come on. 265 00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:25,750 Come on. 266 00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:27,990 Oh, 267 00:18:31,570 --> 00:18:32,570 God, 268 00:18:34,290 --> 00:18:35,290 yeah. There we go. 269 00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:36,970 Yeah. Come 270 00:18:36,970 --> 00:18:43,930 on. 271 00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:45,210 You know one thing about VIP? 272 00:18:45,610 --> 00:18:47,970 Yeah. You got to make sure it's safe and secure. 273 00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:49,330 Yeah. 274 00:18:52,919 --> 00:18:54,380 Well, there is day in there. 275 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:56,420 Should I write that down? 276 00:18:57,060 --> 00:19:00,460 Yeah. You're tiny, though. I think you're going to be safe and secure. 277 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:01,960 I 278 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:19,240 know. 279 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,780 That's the thing. You're tiny, too. 280 00:19:46,929 --> 00:19:49,130 Did you write down your favorite part of the exercise? 281 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:51,610 Yeah. 282 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:05,760 better if you join because you're gonna actually have hands -on experience on 283 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:11,980 the whole thing i'm getting plenty of experience just right here oh that was 284 00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:12,980 just in paper 285 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,200 Well, 286 00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:13,500 you are all set up. Yeah, great. 287 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,660 Good intro. 288 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,460 Don't forget your itinerary. Never miss your meeting. 289 00:21:23,020 --> 00:21:23,959 And it'll be great. 290 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:24,960 Yeah, it'll be fine. 291 00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:27,380 If you need more tips, we're here. 292 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:29,100 Let's call IT. 293 00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:30,900 I'm not the manager. 294 00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:40,250 Mr. Muir? Yeah. 295 00:22:41,870 --> 00:22:44,950 I think we're supposed to be having a meeting right now. 296 00:22:45,370 --> 00:22:48,550 It says in the itinerary, intro to marketing. 297 00:22:49,270 --> 00:22:52,210 It's the intro to marketing. If you're in marketing, you'll need an 298 00:22:52,210 --> 00:22:53,210 introduction. 299 00:22:53,530 --> 00:22:54,530 Okay, stay. 300 00:22:54,550 --> 00:22:55,750 Come on. Okay. 301 00:22:58,590 --> 00:23:04,030 And there's actually something that I wanted to talk to someone about. I 302 00:23:04,030 --> 00:23:05,030 know who. 303 00:23:05,469 --> 00:23:09,310 The craziest thing just happened to me while I was setting up my desk. 304 00:23:09,990 --> 00:23:12,570 And these two employees were helping me. 305 00:23:13,170 --> 00:23:17,090 And then they just started having sex right in front of me. 306 00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:20,250 I didn't... Are you a Karen or are you a Nancy? 307 00:23:22,330 --> 00:23:23,510 I'm a Jane. 308 00:23:24,150 --> 00:23:27,510 That was not what I asked. You spend all this time creating personas and you're 309 00:23:27,510 --> 00:23:28,810 not even going to know what the brand is about? 310 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:31,030 Are you a model? What are you doing here? 311 00:23:31,430 --> 00:23:32,430 Faulties. 312 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,040 Can you fix the labels, please? 313 00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:38,780 Marketing, we're spelling here. 314 00:23:39,340 --> 00:23:40,340 Okay. 315 00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:42,540 Read me something. 316 00:23:44,260 --> 00:23:46,780 Designed to support your healthy cycle. 317 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:48,920 Is that a question or a statement? 318 00:24:03,790 --> 00:24:04,790 Something else. 319 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:08,110 Contains ginkgo. 320 00:24:08,830 --> 00:24:09,930 Oh, my God. 321 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,730 What modeling agency sent you? 322 00:24:13,490 --> 00:24:18,730 I'm not a model. I'm a... Oh, God, I'm so ready for me. I love my agency today. 323 00:24:24,810 --> 00:24:26,450 I just checked your books. 324 00:24:26,730 --> 00:24:29,090 Yeah. They're perfect. Just like your tips. 325 00:24:29,490 --> 00:24:31,110 I love when everything's balanced. 326 00:24:35,909 --> 00:24:36,909 You're right. 327 00:24:37,390 --> 00:24:38,690 You can take care of this for me. 328 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:45,730 Do 329 00:24:45,730 --> 00:24:55,310 you 330 00:24:55,310 --> 00:24:57,230 want me to leave? 331 00:24:57,850 --> 00:25:00,090 I don't know, Jennifer. I thought we had a meeting. 332 00:25:01,490 --> 00:25:02,610 Reach your little binder. 333 00:25:04,750 --> 00:25:06,950 Yes. No, no. She's an intern. 334 00:25:07,910 --> 00:25:08,910 Okay. 335 00:25:13,110 --> 00:25:18,970 Welcome to your first day at Estrogenica. 336 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:22,850 Some first day activities, maybe. Who knows this? 337 00:25:23,510 --> 00:25:25,650 I assume HR. 338 00:25:26,190 --> 00:25:27,069 Oh, really? 339 00:25:27,070 --> 00:25:28,070 Fred and Cora. 340 00:25:28,230 --> 00:25:30,110 Oh, gosh. I was trying to tell you what to do. 341 00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:32,090 I'm such a brown noser. 342 00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:38,270 Some first day. activities may be influenced by the job itself, so 343 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:41,390 what's most important for the new employee to know. 344 00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:48,270 When planning the first day, be sure to schedule some downtime as well as time 345 00:25:48,270 --> 00:25:50,690 to... Why is it starting to break? 346 00:25:53,230 --> 00:25:59,910 Other considerations could include the following. 347 00:26:00,630 --> 00:26:03,150 Morning. Greet the employee. 348 00:26:04,010 --> 00:26:08,370 Introduce them to the workspace, including where items are kept. 349 00:26:11,490 --> 00:26:12,850 Provide facilities, 350 00:26:13,630 --> 00:26:18,690 access information, security information, and keys. 351 00:26:21,430 --> 00:26:25,930 Answer any immediate questions the employee may have. 352 00:26:29,030 --> 00:26:31,330 Introduce employee to coworkers. 353 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,000 And a buddy is assigned. 354 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,560 Do I have a buddy? Do I have a buddy? 355 00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:45,500 Meet with HR representative to complete any required paperwork. 356 00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:50,340 Dictation? 357 00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:54,760 Email. Get her email out of the form and then put it in. 358 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:57,440 Okay. 359 00:27:02,350 --> 00:27:03,550 What should I type? 360 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:06,590 We're going to tell her off in business. 361 00:27:10,450 --> 00:27:12,750 Per my last email. 362 00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:21,470 Should I type that? 363 00:27:45,610 --> 00:27:46,610 you want me to include? 364 00:27:46,770 --> 00:27:48,070 Oh, my God. 365 00:27:48,450 --> 00:27:49,429 Oh, my God. 366 00:27:49,430 --> 00:27:51,510 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 367 00:27:51,710 --> 00:27:52,289 Oh, my God. 368 00:27:52,290 --> 00:27:52,649 Oh, my God. 369 00:27:52,650 --> 00:27:53,650 Oh, 370 00:27:53,970 --> 00:27:54,970 my God. 371 00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,190 Oh, my God. 372 00:27:57,590 --> 00:27:58,590 Oh, my God. 373 00:27:59,130 --> 00:28:00,130 Oh, my God. 374 00:28:06,390 --> 00:28:07,390 Oh, 375 00:28:08,590 --> 00:28:09,590 my God. 376 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:15,640 Which we're not. 377 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:22,620 We would like to remind you that our 378 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:24,920 office hours have changed recently. 379 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:32,920 And we'll no longer be able to accept your emails in the hours of... 380 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:39,220 9 to 5. 381 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:40,440 9 to 5. 382 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,440 Isn't that like... 383 00:28:42,890 --> 00:28:44,990 Just regular office hours? I'm tired of it. 384 00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:49,470 Oh, oh, okay. Make sure you add. 385 00:28:50,030 --> 00:28:53,030 If you have any further questions, come on, pay attention. 386 00:28:53,370 --> 00:28:54,850 Okay, any further questions? 387 00:28:55,090 --> 00:28:56,950 I need to look at the screen to type. 388 00:28:57,270 --> 00:28:59,790 Why? You should be a better typer than that. Who said this? 389 00:29:00,670 --> 00:29:01,629 Okay, wait. 390 00:29:01,630 --> 00:29:06,610 So, if you have any further questions, please go through the appropriate 391 00:29:06,610 --> 00:29:13,300 channels, and we will be able to... I heard this to you at our earliest 392 00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:20,380 Oh, the full company name? 393 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:22,320 And the tagline. Do you know the tagline? 394 00:29:23,060 --> 00:29:25,620 How do you not know the tagline? You don't know the tagline? 395 00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:28,860 Just let me know the tagline. Oh, my God. 396 00:29:40,910 --> 00:29:41,910 It's like a television movie. 397 00:29:42,190 --> 00:29:43,190 Whatever. 398 00:30:52,379 --> 00:30:58,960 She's not company dress code. 399 00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:01,420 No, she never is. She's trashy. 400 00:31:14,580 --> 00:31:16,160 Secretary, I'm an intern. 401 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,480 You're the intern. 402 00:31:18,820 --> 00:31:22,820 Oh, that's right. I remember now. It's like literally her birthday. 403 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:27,280 On behalf of the entire company. 404 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,280 I think it's the CEO. 405 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:21,840 Miss Tenor, she can't come to the phone right now. She's in an important 406 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:22,840 meeting. 407 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:29,340 She really needs you to come to the phone right now, she said. 408 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,260 She's all bored. 409 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:33,480 Tell her I'm in a meeting. 410 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:36,920 It's a very important meeting. 411 00:32:38,830 --> 00:32:41,830 And she says she can't be distanced right now. 412 00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:45,390 So how am I talking to her? 413 00:32:46,430 --> 00:32:48,270 She wrote it in a note. 414 00:32:50,930 --> 00:32:54,530 She's really angry. She's saying it's not acceptable. 415 00:32:55,010 --> 00:32:56,790 I don't know what to say. 416 00:32:57,250 --> 00:33:02,730 I'm her new secretary, and it's my first day. 417 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:12,439 about this. 418 00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:18,480 I don't know how to force another human being to do something. 419 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:24,380 Let me see what I can do. 420 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,540 Tell her she'll be back in 15. 421 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:32,180 She said she'll be back in 15. Is that okay? 422 00:33:33,380 --> 00:33:35,220 Not okay. Not okay. 423 00:33:37,660 --> 00:33:40,460 I'm trying to see what I can do for you right now. 424 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:46,080 but it's a little bit tricky because she's in a very important meeting with 425 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,700 accounting department. 426 00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:54,460 And it's just, you know, there is important stuff being done right now. 427 00:33:54,460 --> 00:33:56,160 important dialogue being spoken. 428 00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:59,580 And I'm so sorry. 429 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:06,160 She says he's going to fire you if you don't answer the phone. 430 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,699 Yes, yes, I, I, of course. I completely understand. 431 00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:24,560 Yes, no, it's not acceptable. It's not acceptable, and it's unprofessional on 432 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,560 part. 433 00:34:28,060 --> 00:34:29,500 Yes, yes. 434 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:23,990 rock whenever we're here. 435 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:25,810 It doesn't even move. 436 00:37:26,110 --> 00:37:27,110 But not now. 437 00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:33,050 But seriously, we're like a family here. 438 00:37:33,350 --> 00:37:36,110 I know that things might be a little bit different than what you were expecting, 439 00:37:36,350 --> 00:37:41,930 and the other world can be so strange, but if you just give us all you have, 440 00:37:41,930 --> 00:37:46,710 we open some little odd jobs we can, like, give you, it's really just a 441 00:37:46,710 --> 00:37:50,330 bit like, hey, you'll fit in great. We were all the new guys. I know. 442 00:37:52,010 --> 00:37:53,470 what we did to you when you first started here. 443 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:08,810 I hope you're following along today. Here is really a wealth of knowledge. 444 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:20,880 She has the people coming. 445 00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,140 You want to do lunch? 446 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,720 I still want to eat. 447 00:43:36,010 --> 00:43:37,330 Actually, everything is not okay. 448 00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:42,490 Well, that's terrible news here. 449 00:43:43,830 --> 00:43:44,830 What's going on? 450 00:43:45,430 --> 00:43:51,990 Well, I'm having some problems today, and I just wanted to come directly to 451 00:43:52,290 --> 00:43:57,890 And I just want to start off by saying that I love this company, and I have 452 00:43:57,890 --> 00:44:02,670 loved this company since I was a little girl, ever since I saw the CEO on the 453 00:44:02,670 --> 00:44:03,890 cover of Time magazine. 454 00:44:04,570 --> 00:44:07,070 I have always wanted to work here at Estrogenica. 455 00:44:07,450 --> 00:44:12,830 And now that I am, you know, I've been so excited. It's my first day. 456 00:44:13,710 --> 00:44:19,290 And I've worked in a lot of offices before. I have to let you know that 457 00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:25,450 my life have I witnessed such unprofessional behavior from people, my 458 00:44:25,450 --> 00:44:29,250 colleagues, working in an office with me. And it's not acceptable. 459 00:44:29,890 --> 00:44:34,760 And, you know, It's not what I thought it was. So I felt like I just needed to 460 00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:39,860 come directly to you, to HR, because you've been so nice to me, and try to 461 00:44:39,860 --> 00:44:42,820 figure it out and see what we can do about the situation. 462 00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:47,940 I'm just so sorry to hear all of this. 463 00:44:48,260 --> 00:44:53,780 And it's so embarrassing to think that it's literally first day. I wouldn't 464 00:44:53,780 --> 00:44:56,240 think we're even halfway through the day, are we? No, we're not. 465 00:44:58,580 --> 00:45:00,860 You know, 466 00:45:01,580 --> 00:45:08,500 This sounds like you seem to be really bothered by all of this. And I want 467 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:14,580 you to know that, first and foremost, I'm always most concerned with your 468 00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:16,160 and your comfort. 469 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:22,300 And so with that in mind, if you would feel a bit more comfortable, 470 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:28,020 maybe we could flip the door and we could really get into what it is that 471 00:45:28,020 --> 00:45:29,020 happened. 472 00:45:29,740 --> 00:45:33,460 I really would like to get to the bottom of this. Yeah, that sounds great. Thank 473 00:45:33,460 --> 00:45:34,540 you. It would be my pleasure. 474 00:45:42,020 --> 00:45:48,960 So I would like you to begin at the top. Okay. And go all the way down. 475 00:45:49,180 --> 00:45:50,180 Okay. 476 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:52,300 As slowly as it takes. 477 00:45:52,580 --> 00:45:53,580 Mm -hmm. Yeah. 478 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,540 Just let me know everything. 479 00:45:55,860 --> 00:45:56,860 Okay. 480 00:45:58,540 --> 00:46:04,940 I guess I would have to start with I walked into my work area, my 481 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:10,640 and it was in the break room, which is fine. 482 00:46:10,980 --> 00:46:15,200 I've never had that experience before, but if you guys are on some type of 483 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,000 budget, that's fine. I can totally deal with that. 484 00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:24,960 I'm trying to set up my workstation, and I'm visited by the IT person and the 485 00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:25,960 office manager. 486 00:46:28,250 --> 00:46:35,110 We're trying to be helpful, but they started to have sexual relations 487 00:46:35,110 --> 00:46:41,810 right in front of me. Sexual relations? Yes. Or I should actually say behind me 488 00:46:41,810 --> 00:46:45,810 because they were standing right behind me as I'm sitting there at my desk in my 489 00:46:45,810 --> 00:46:50,630 computer trying to set everything up. They were making out. There were 490 00:46:50,630 --> 00:46:54,870 There was oral sex, moving to the couch, multiple positions. 491 00:46:55,720 --> 00:47:00,860 I was like, where am I right now? What is going on? There were some crude 492 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:03,140 notes that I was forced to write. 493 00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:09,400 And then to top that whole situation off, a janitor was hiding in the 494 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:15,760 the entire time, and she gave me the rudest scowl as she exited. I didn't 495 00:47:15,760 --> 00:47:17,540 do anything wrong to deserve that. 496 00:47:18,010 --> 00:47:22,230 So that happened. Then I go to the marketing department for a meeting I was 497 00:47:22,230 --> 00:47:23,770 supposed to have, intro to marketing. 498 00:47:24,010 --> 00:47:25,990 First of all, she was a giant bitch. 499 00:47:26,770 --> 00:47:31,990 Second of all, she and accounting, they started having sex right in front of me 500 00:47:31,990 --> 00:47:32,990 too. 501 00:47:33,170 --> 00:47:35,010 This time it was even worse. 502 00:47:35,450 --> 00:47:37,530 They had me go on the phone with the CEO. 503 00:47:38,570 --> 00:47:40,230 They had me holding the chair. 504 00:47:40,830 --> 00:47:44,610 I just, I've never been made to feel like. 505 00:47:45,310 --> 00:47:49,630 A prop in somebody's sexual fantasy encounter. 506 00:47:49,970 --> 00:47:56,330 And I don't know if this is how things are done here or if this is just four 507 00:47:56,330 --> 00:48:02,170 rogue employees that need to be fired. But overall, it has not been a positive 508 00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:04,090 experience today at all. 509 00:48:05,150 --> 00:48:11,550 I'm sorry to hear all this. I mean, I can't say that. 510 00:48:13,210 --> 00:48:16,410 I'm not familiar with all this stuff happening out there like that. 511 00:48:17,170 --> 00:48:21,150 Really, like, what, all those positions they went into? 512 00:48:21,410 --> 00:48:25,050 Yeah, all the positions. They did doggy. They did spoon. 513 00:48:25,290 --> 00:48:26,290 They did ride. 514 00:48:26,550 --> 00:48:28,130 It was disgusting. 515 00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:31,450 That is not what I want to see when I come into the office. 516 00:48:31,710 --> 00:48:36,070 I'm sure you understand that, you know, as somebody working in human resources. 517 00:48:36,870 --> 00:48:41,850 You want everything to be professional and normal and safe for everybody. 518 00:48:42,570 --> 00:48:47,530 It was not what I was expecting, and I just felt very unprepared to walk into a 519 00:48:47,530 --> 00:48:52,210 situation in which people were having sexual relations right in front of me. 520 00:48:52,510 --> 00:48:55,050 Oh, I can't believe that would happen. 521 00:48:55,330 --> 00:49:00,670 I just, I've never experienced anything like this before. I felt like I was in, 522 00:49:00,710 --> 00:49:05,690 you know, the Twilight Zone or something. Are you all right? No, I'm 523 00:49:05,690 --> 00:49:07,470 just, I'm just so blown away. 524 00:49:08,240 --> 00:49:13,200 By everything I'm hearing. Yeah, I'm blown away as well. And I just felt like 525 00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:17,860 after that experience, I came straight here to HR because I didn't know what to 526 00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:23,780 do. I've never experienced such hypersexual people having sexual 527 00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:25,940 in front of me. I mean, it was so disrespectful. 528 00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:31,580 I am just so, it's hard for me to hear all of this coming from you. 529 00:49:34,030 --> 00:49:35,110 This all happened today? 530 00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:39,910 Yes, this is all today in a matter of hours. So it just makes me wonder what 531 00:49:39,910 --> 00:49:44,770 else is happening behind the scenes of this company. I mean, how deep can this 532 00:49:44,770 --> 00:49:45,950 really go, right? 533 00:49:46,230 --> 00:49:50,830 Right? I want you to know that we will get to the bottom of this. Right, yeah. 534 00:49:51,110 --> 00:49:52,710 Yes, no, trust me. 535 00:49:54,230 --> 00:49:55,510 Are you all right? 536 00:49:55,770 --> 00:49:58,870 Oh, no, I'm sorry. It's just... Are you sure you're sweating? 537 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:02,050 No, I'm just so blown away by everything. Oh, Jeannie, Jeannie. 538 00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:04,360 Oh, my God. 539 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,320 Are you kidding me right now? You too? 540 00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:09,980 Aren't you the customer service rep? 541 00:50:10,540 --> 00:50:12,000 That's right in the head of my department. 542 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:18,160 You know what? This is completely the normal happenings in our company. 543 00:50:18,380 --> 00:50:20,920 I mean, we're both consenting adults here. 544 00:50:21,540 --> 00:50:22,540 Completely normal. 545 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:26,180 We really care about our interpersonal connections here at the company. 546 00:50:27,100 --> 00:50:30,300 It's really important to us. Isn't that right? That is completely right. 547 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:37,500 Nothing matters more than us than to be a close -knit group ready to take on any 548 00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:40,780 hard problems that arise and resolve them. 549 00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:47,160 You need to be there to support your fellow coworkers and employees, and that 550 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:50,680 what we're really all about here. So there's really nothing for you to worry 551 00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:51,598 about at all. 552 00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:52,800 This is insane. 553 00:50:53,930 --> 00:50:56,730 I'm really going to have to take matters into my own hands. 554 00:50:57,950 --> 00:51:00,130 Oh, well, please do. 555 00:51:00,970 --> 00:51:02,290 Not that! 556 00:51:05,130 --> 00:51:08,890 You remember how the new hires are. 557 00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:11,970 Yeah, I know. For sure. 558 00:51:12,830 --> 00:51:15,410 It's not like the boss is going to do anything about it anyway. 559 00:51:16,970 --> 00:51:19,610 Exactly. You remember your first day, don't you? 560 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:22,920 Actually, I kind of do. 561 00:51:23,140 --> 00:51:26,660 I feel like it was maybe someone with blue hair. 562 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,820 Just over there. 563 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:30,500 Just over there. 564 00:51:32,980 --> 00:51:36,980 We figured out exactly how to work this company. 565 00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:40,020 The ins and the outs. 566 00:51:40,620 --> 00:51:41,980 Why don't you please? 567 00:51:55,230 --> 00:52:01,890 I like to get very hands on. 568 00:52:24,490 --> 00:52:29,370 Oh, my God, yeah. 569 00:52:45,940 --> 00:52:51,600 Oh my God. Oh my God. 570 00:53:22,030 --> 00:53:23,650 That's my how to remember a hit. 571 00:53:30,810 --> 00:53:34,010 Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. 572 00:53:36,050 --> 00:53:37,230 Oh my gosh. 573 00:53:37,870 --> 00:53:39,230 Oh my gosh. 574 00:53:39,610 --> 00:53:40,730 Oh my gosh. 575 00:53:41,510 --> 00:53:42,269 Oh my gosh. 576 00:53:42,270 --> 00:53:43,350 Oh my gosh. 577 00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,120 I'm just going to look at you. 578 00:55:54,620 --> 00:55:55,620 Bye. Bye. Bye. 579 00:55:56,140 --> 00:55:57,140 Bye. 580 00:56:51,980 --> 00:56:52,980 Oh, fucking God. 581 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:10,860 Such a good job. 582 01:07:41,129 --> 01:07:42,730 We'll be right back. 583 01:11:47,430 --> 01:11:48,650 that new intern's okay. 584 01:11:50,450 --> 01:11:53,030 I'm sure we'll break her right now. I'm more than sure of that. 585 01:11:53,450 --> 01:11:54,530 With the help of you. 586 01:12:47,510 --> 01:12:52,890 What? Miss Venus, first of all, I just want to tell you that I'm such a huge 587 01:12:52,890 --> 01:12:56,450 of everything you've done in your career ever since I saw you on the cover of 588 01:12:56,450 --> 01:12:58,650 Time magazine when I was a little girl. Okay, who are you? 589 01:12:59,490 --> 01:13:00,930 I'm the new intern. 590 01:13:01,170 --> 01:13:02,730 Intern? I don't talk to interns. 591 01:13:03,050 --> 01:13:04,050 What do you want? 592 01:13:04,410 --> 01:13:08,790 Well, we actually spoke on the phone earlier today. I speak to hundreds of 593 01:13:08,790 --> 01:13:10,030 people a day. I don't remember. 594 01:13:10,350 --> 01:13:11,350 Right. 595 01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:17,460 I just wanted to let you know that there is some serious misconduct happening at 596 01:13:17,460 --> 01:13:18,219 this company. 597 01:13:18,220 --> 01:13:20,540 Misconduct? Pretty big claim. 598 01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:26,780 Go on. Well, I don't want to shock you or anything, like I was, but you should 599 01:13:26,780 --> 01:13:32,600 know that all of your department heads, they're having sexual relations. Sexual 600 01:13:32,600 --> 01:13:34,480 relations? In the office. In the office? 601 01:13:34,700 --> 01:13:39,200 Yes. Under the table. Under the... On the couches. My couches? Yes, the 602 01:13:39,660 --> 01:13:44,260 Ugh. Animal. Yes, and you should know, there was even a janitor hiding in the 603 01:13:44,260 --> 01:13:46,600 closet, and she gave me the rudest look. 604 01:13:46,900 --> 01:13:50,080 Yeah, don't blame her. But anyway, everybody's involved. 605 01:13:50,420 --> 01:13:54,700 Everybody? IT, the office manager, accounting. 606 01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:55,919 That bitch. 607 01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:57,220 Marketing. Marketing. 608 01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:58,520 Even HR. 609 01:13:58,940 --> 01:14:04,460 HR? Yes, I went to HR directly to report this problem, only to find customer 610 01:14:04,460 --> 01:14:07,580 service blowing her under her desk. Blowing her? Yes. 611 01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,480 And we're even using Estro Boots and Lube. Estro Boots? 612 01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:12,840 That's my best seller. 613 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:14,300 Come with me. Okay. 614 01:14:14,660 --> 01:14:15,660 Sit down. 615 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:57,320 Do you ladies know why I brought you into this meeting today? 616 01:15:08,140 --> 01:15:11,060 Because this, this one. 617 01:15:12,840 --> 01:15:14,440 Jane, the intern. 618 01:15:14,660 --> 01:15:15,660 Right, the intern. 619 01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:21,600 She told me that you have all been having sexual relations 620 01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:23,380 in the office. 621 01:15:30,540 --> 01:15:37,480 Because you know how I feel about sexual relations in the office. 622 01:15:39,700 --> 01:15:42,280 Always include me. 623 01:15:42,800 --> 01:15:43,880 What? 624 01:15:44,600 --> 01:15:45,600 You should be. 625 01:16:45,904 --> 01:16:46,904 Next. 626 01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,200 Next. 627 01:17:32,810 --> 01:17:33,810 Go sit down. 628 01:17:37,970 --> 01:17:40,310 Now, intern, on the table. 629 01:17:49,130 --> 01:17:52,530 Now, this is the culture of my company. 630 01:17:53,590 --> 01:17:55,790 Are you in or are you out? 631 01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:16,520 Thank you. 632 01:19:32,390 --> 01:19:33,390 you know, if you even get it. 633 01:21:24,290 --> 01:21:27,090 Thank you. 634 01:21:41,610 --> 01:21:44,410 Oh, my 635 01:21:44,410 --> 01:21:49,750 God. 636 01:22:14,219 --> 01:22:17,860 Company culture, darling. Oh, yeah, girl. 637 01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:22,760 Yes! 638 01:22:30,280 --> 01:22:31,280 Yes, 639 01:22:36,140 --> 01:22:38,400 yes, yes, yes. 640 01:23:10,170 --> 01:23:12,336 Thank you. 641 01:23:16,720 --> 01:23:19,000 Oh, my gosh. 642 01:24:11,720 --> 01:24:13,100 Yeah. Yeah. 643 01:24:53,530 --> 01:24:56,150 Thank you. I want to see. All right. 644 01:24:56,410 --> 01:24:57,410 I want to see. 645 01:25:29,870 --> 01:25:30,870 Oh, my. 646 01:25:31,030 --> 01:25:32,450 I'm amazed. 647 01:25:33,650 --> 01:25:36,650 Oh, my goodness. 648 01:25:38,410 --> 01:25:41,630 Oh, my God, yes. 649 01:25:42,810 --> 01:25:49,610 She definitely needed something to be filled. 650 01:25:49,950 --> 01:25:54,850 Look at this team player go. She is filling this position. She really is. 651 01:26:00,080 --> 01:26:01,080 This is the beginning of it. 652 01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:05,240 I know. 653 01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:06,840 I know. 654 01:28:39,210 --> 01:28:41,470 We like her. 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